ANS: Aria Va Dolce

Anna Nicole Smith . . . the opera? Britain’s Royal Opera House is planning to document the life of the tragic model turned actress in a production simply entitled Anna Nicole; it premieres at Covent Garden Feb. 17, 2011, with Dutch soprano Eva-Maria Westbroek in the lead role. Marc-Anthony Turnage will compose the music, and Richard Thomas will script the libretto. Thomas was responsible for bringing another media figure to the stage with Jerry Springer: The Opera. Lady Justice speculates Anna Nicole’s arc will unsurprisingly culminate, like most operas, with the diva perishing under tragic conditions.

9 thoughts on “ANS: Aria Va Dolce

  1. More money making opportunities for those wanting to make a quick “buck”
    off of ANS. quite frankly i am a bit
    turned off about this whole scenario.

  2. Next there will be a opera about Michael jackson and his demise.
    when does the insanity stop?

  3. Hey, at least “the anna posse” is back in the entertainment rhelm. Now if we could only keep them there- and out of our courtrooms!

  4. Strangely, the final act has not yet been written on this 15 year legal saga until the CA court rules. I certainly hope that the Marshall family gets the justice they deserve!

  5. I am tired of hearing about celebrities and their ailments and their weaknesses
    and their demise…give me a brea

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